All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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