Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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