Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I want to fling myself into the sun
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Randomize
