That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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