Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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