You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
You almost got us killed.
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