Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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