Can Purell be used as lube?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Quick, to the slutcave!
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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