so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Randomize
