so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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