its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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