im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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