my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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