walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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