i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
where are my eyebrows?
Randomize
