Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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