I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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