How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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