You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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