that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
We left the knife in your bed.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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