Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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