Why are handjobs necessary in class?
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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