Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
That's intense
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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