check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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