my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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