my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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