i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
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