so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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