I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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