these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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