Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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