ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i will never coherently bang her
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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