I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
The air taste purple.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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