He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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