I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize
