I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
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