Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize