sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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