Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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