I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
