David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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