I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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