thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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