Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
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