i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Randomize
