I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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