Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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