four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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