I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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