So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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