am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
