Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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