i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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