People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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